What you Need to Know About Me If You are Silly...er...Smart Enough to Take One of My Classes:

Fact 1: I don't give a wit about the Green Bay Packers.

Fact 2: Coffee is one of life's essential essences. Without it...well let's not even consider that possibility.

Fact 3: Dogs and cats are simply drawn to me as if I am a pet magnet. Hence, you'll pardon the inevitable pet hair on my person.

Fact 4: I still watch The Simpsons.

Fact 5: As a life-long Philadelphia sports-fan, I will break into spontaneous weeping at random points during the semester.

Fact 6: Thank god for the Hershey Bears.