My name is Jeff...and I have a dog named Charley. Seriously, what else really matters...except for the fact that I have a wife, two girls and have started the South Beach Diet about 80 times!  Other than that I'm pretty ordinary...

It's also true that I am employed by this awesome place called...

And I have a couple of really weird heroes...

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Please! Don't hold any of this against me...

          I really had no choice...

                                             call it destiny!